When Victoria Beckham wears baseball caps, it reminds me of her classic chav days. Check her out in London yesterday, with David, heading into the car in gym clothes. Trainers, no heels.

What kinds of sounds do you think she makes when she takes off her shoes?

You should hear what comes out of my mouth when I slip out of mine after 3 hours standing on a red carpet at a premiere. It’s primitive. Not unlike how I sound when I’ve been holding my pee and can finally release.

See what’s in her hand there? A bag of nuts. Her workout sustenance.
Anyone been to her flagship store yet? Tell me!