She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description:

I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have.

The best? Is orange and emaciated the new definition of the best? The real best would be another 15 pounds, a smile once in a while, and no concrete tits. Call me Cruise.

Check out the Beckhams last night after he ate and she didn’t at Il Sole. It does however look like she threw back a few glasses. That’s my girl.

Gah! The way he reaches for her makes me quiver. It’s so… MAN. Bet her boob job she knows that too. Bet her boob job she"s studied it from every angle. Bet her boob job she probably makes him rehearse it at home.

Practice makes plastic!

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