December 21, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 15:43:50 December 21, 2012 15:43:50

For my friend Cindy in LA -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! This year, for your birthday, I wish you a trip to Canada. When are you coming to see me? I’m coming to see you -- first weekend in January. Let’s have dinner? Enjoy your birthday weekend!

Heather! Happy Birthday and I don’t give a F-CK EITHER! Love to that spoiled Rosebud and if she gives you some attitude later, because I know she’s a sassy girl, tell her Marcus and Barney, as I write this, are stuck in the backseat of the car in a small town while their parents are ignoring them while trying to steal an internet connection. Wait. Rosebud’s probably immune to guilt, isn’t she? What is it with these hounds?

Happy Birthday Rebecca -- how did you like the gift Rachel prepared for you? I was impressed with her advance planning. By request, here are Idris Elba and Chris Martin. Have fun in Reading with Katherine, Hannah, and Anna!

To Laura the Christmas baby who needs some Jon Snow -- how’s this? Better? PS. I would never get you a combo gift. From me it would always be two. Which is why there’s a double JS here.

Happy belated Birthday Sabra! Don’t stop telling people your age, EVER. And don’t stop expecting that every year will be an improvement. If you can, do sneak out on Christmas Day and enjoy the Les Miserables. If you can. It might actually be really good to watch it alone. Tell me what you think.

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