December 22, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2014 15:04:07 December 22, 2014 15:04:07

Kelley! I’m so sorry to hear about your arm. Especially the part about all the things you can’t do over the holidays. By request, here are Ewan McGregor, Eddie Vedder, and Kate Winslet. Keep me posted on your recovery.

For Este from Auntie Frell – Happy Christmas and Happy New Year! Here’s Melissa McCarthy, one of your favourites.

“To Maureen on her birthday. A Minnie Dog has delegated the task of writing this greeting to your "weird hairless dog friends" this year, because she is simply far too busy protecting the house from the evil Amazon man and ruminating on the nature of truth in her Otterpop spot with her eyes closed. She has asked that we let her "Almost Favourite Feeding Servant" know that she still expects dinner promptly at 6, so you shouldn't get any ideas that you're special. Even though anyone who has ever met you knows that you ARE. Who else would open her door to wayward gossips from everywhere from Austria to Canada, would travel to the wilds of Idaho to meet other EARSies from Australia and all over North America, and who would welcome new Arizonians to the area with open arms? Though this past year saw you making a lot of big decisive moves, we hope that your year ahead brings you more changes than Jay's testimony about the events of January 13th, more passion than a passel of Cumhards (™ YOU), and more glamour than your first TIFF experience (Coming Fall of 2015). For all of this and more, here are Benedict, your bendy young thing (Hope is not sorry), Scruffy Troubled Broadchurch Tennant, Fassy for a quick, conscience-free tumble, and wee James McAvoy. **Minnie H-B, Executive Producer, A Greychin Production***”

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