No for real. Like actually playing dominos – it’s the latest in themed parties for celebrities, favoured in particular by Ashton and Demi at a super glam old school benefit event last night. And he is SERIOUS about his dominos.

Apparently when the tournament started it was like – game on, bring it. Charlize Theron, Kate Hudson, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale… everyone gav’er at the domino table. Was kinda cute.

And then came my Rumey – full of attitude and her own sh*t and walking around like she’s actually someone on level with the names mentioned above.

Bitch… please.

On the plus side – word is Rumey is much more attractive in person. No, like seriously, not even weird lookin’. At all.

PS. LOVE Ashton’s pimp suit.