Mrs. Ashton was keeping her tummy under wraps the other day on a coffee run with daughter Rumer, fueling yet another round of tabloid reports that she is pregnant with her 4th child. Last week she was adopting, this week she"s carrying. Whatever it is, I feel we are at a critical moment and so I"d like to reiterate my Celebrity Baby Theory one more time, especially since we"ve been provided with such an apropos photo from the folks at People Magazine. Remember, gossips. Hot + Hot = Ugly. I don"t have to say it out loud. You know EXACTLY what I"m thinking. And yes - I"ll see you in hell. New readers: you"re welcome to review the theory here if you"re interested.