Bruce Willis and Courtney Love? If true, MAJOR downgrade. For a dude who was married to Demi Moore, who can handily score with models 20 or sometimes 30 years younger, hooking up with Courtney Love has to be a momentary lapse of sanity…and temporary blindness. Apparently they shared a birthday kiss which has developed into more.
Anyway, here’s Bruce at the Raptors/Nets game the other night. I’m from Toronto so clearly his jersey sucks ass. But still… still I have always quivered a little for Bruce Willis. Something about the cheesy way he delivers a line, and the cheesy way he squints all bad ass, and the cheesy way he owns his bald head – I totally get the appeal. Which is why I totally don’t get the Courtney love.