Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there.

Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been ready for years. In fact, it’s Tallulah who has the natural pose face and that glare you can’t teach: you want to be me. I know you do.

She’s also extremely attractive, with long gangly legs and interesting features. Tallulah is next. Trust.

And Rumey is trying. As you can see, it’s a fashion magazine so the angles and the retouching are choice. Overall it’s an attractive family portrait.

The interview isn’t bad either, even though the article was written by Demi’s friend which doesn’t exactly allow for anything insightful.

There are however a few interesting snippets.

Demi on aging:
Look, I would be lying if I said I don"t have moments of panic when I look in the mirror and see things creeping in that weren"t there before. But now I stop, and instead of focusing on my flaws, I think about all that I have in my life. I have a wonderful marriage, I have three wonderful daughters, I have an incredible extended family, and I have loving, wonderful friends. Then when I look back in the mirror, the reflection I see isn"t so bad, because I"m seeing the beauty of my whole being and my whole life.

She neglected to mention seeing the beauty of hundreds of thousands of dollars of first class plastic surgery. But then again…Demi is a Kabbalist. She drinks Kabbalah water from which springs eternal youth, which means like Posh, everything about her is for real, right?

Ashton on marrying Demi:

Q: Did you ever fear that Demi"s iconic stature would overshadow you?
Ashton: You can"t cast a shadow over yourself. Demi and I are one.

Demi and I are one???

Look – I totally believe in Demi and Ashton. 100%. I believe he adores her. I love that he openly adores her. But this kind of Rossum talk is never necessary. Not necessary and totally gross. I never want to look at a dude and hear him tell me we are “one”. Ew.

For the full article, which does include several sweet non-Rossum moments and more photos, click here.

PS. It"s interviews like these that perfectly illustrate how Hollywood works. They claim to be anti-paparazzi. They claim that their lives should be private. But Demi Moore has a movie coming out. It"s called Flawless. It is mentioned, maybe, just once in the article. The rest of it is about her PERSONAL life.