Since splitting up from Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen has defended himself against her preposterous and UNPROVEN allegations, lived life low key, continued to score impressive ratings on a forgettable sitcom, been nominated for several awards, and has now fallen in love and proposed to his girlfriend of over a year.

Since splitting up with Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards has thrown low blow after low blow for alimony, backstabbed a good friend by dating her husband, fed leaks to the tabloids and posed for the pappies to gain public favour, danced with the Pussycat Dolls, attacked elderly women with laptops, and is now single… having driven away a man going through a midlife crisis. Apparently Richie Sambora couldn’t stand her anymore…

What a difference a year makes.

Oh and did I mention her career is in the sh-tter?

So OF COURSE she’s going to send well wishes to the happy couple. And OF COURSE she’s going to make nice with the new woman. Of course she is. Because Denise is nothing if not pragmatic, though bet your boob job she is desperately trying to find a new chump sugar daddy. Good luck with that, bitch.