No question, Denise Richards’s golddiggery talents are amateurish compared to Heather Mills but still… she’s honing her craft and practising every day. Especially since Heather’s recent ranting has probably served as inspiration.

So would you believe that Denise took her girls to the petting zoo on Monday and voila – the paps just happened to show up? And snap the most beautiful, most adorable family photo ever? Denise is such a devoted and doting mother … can’t you tell?

A for effort.
D for execution

Too transparent, honey. They’re called “candids” for a reason. See Jessica Biel’s publicist.