Deryck Whibley Gossip

Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad Full Story

As you saw yesterday, Avril Lavigne attended the UK premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. Next to the glamour of Anne Hathaway, Avril was more Helena Bonham Carter than glamourous starlet, only Helena does it with a sense of humour and a f-cking awesome cool that makes whatever she wears totally irrelevant. Full Story

It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s f-ckery, and the major dick deflating imagery of being betrayed for (allegedly) Brandon Davis, Deryck deserves some ass too. Full Story

This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Full Story

Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story

NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she apparently became “visibly upset” and had to be consoled by husband Deryck, boo hooing that “I wanted to do the countdown!” Poor baby was finally placated when more champagne was brought out to her table. Full Story

How utterly original. No wonder they’re married. Because what says made for each other like matching public spittle? And on an album cover no less? Can you picture Avril’s quiver? This is Deryck Whibley of Sum 41. This is their upcoming release – watch out you don’t choke over the artist genius. Full Story

This is the first photo of Deryck Whibley where I actually find him mildly attractive. Am I on crack??? So have I mentioned that I"m all over glam Avril? Yes, yes, I think I have. I adore Avril blonde, I adore that she"s toting around a bag worth more than my education, I adore how pretty her face is, I adore her NOSE, I covet her nose, and above all, I am very intrigued by the faint but distinctly discernable vibe I"m getting from a few people in her camp that she might not make it down the aisle. Full Story