First of all, she’s Diane Keaton. So the people who throw up their hands all like, WHAT IS SHE WEARING? don’t know what the f-ck they’re talking about because when has Diane Keaton ever dressed like Sofia Vergara, Jesus.

Second, I’m going to the Special Olympics gala tomorrow night and if I could, this is what I would wear. Minus the hat. You think it’s just a white sheet? It’s not a white sheet. If you’re seeing a white sheet you’re missing the tailoring at the shoulders, through the chest, and yes, even around the hips and waist, to create a very specific shape. Also, great footwear.