Taylor Swift will be on Ellen today - is it Wednesday? - and she was asked about relationships, dealing with them as a famous person. I liked her answer. I liked how she was all like - I'm not going to complain, how could I possibly complain? And then there's a little reference to perhaps dating someone who's not all that comfortable with being scrutinised publicly. See below:

I think it's just obnoxious if I complain about anything...I hear people talk about like, oh, the intrusions on my privacy. It's like there are a million other jobs you could have had. And for me, I've just come to an acceptance of the fact, this is my life. If somebody wants to hide a relationship or has privacy issues then we don't have the same viewpoint. For me, it's just like live your life. If people happen to take picture then you know, you laugh about it in the car afterwards.

As you know, Swifty and Jake Gyllenhaal were together for about 5 minutes. They were papped in glorious first bloom in Brooklyn, and by the time her birthday rolled around a couple of weeks later, he was freaking out that photographers were all over them in LA. Then he bailed. So...is this meant for him? If it is, you know that song is coming soon. Not like we weren't expecting it anyway.

If you recall, I wasn't so hot on Jakey's cut and run when he split. Some of you were like - whatever, she's so annoying, I don't blame him because he's hot and can do better but if that were your girlfriend, or you, wouldn't you call it a weak dick move?

You know, Ellen loves Taylor but she also loves Jake. Jake's given her some cute bits on her show which sounds kinda dirty but is actually rather innocent. What would Ellen do if she had to choose?

Here's Jakey leaving a karate class in LA the other day. I would LOVE to see viz of Jakey doing karate. LOVE.

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