Last night was the perfect night for Dina Lohan. Trading on one child to pimp the other, getting photographed and partying her tits off – the most ideal of situations.

This is Dina in New York at the Sephora 10th anniversary celebration with son Michael Lohan who must be her Plan C. When Ali Lohan goes off to rehab or gets pregnant, Michael will step up to support his mother. Dina always has a kid in her back pocket.

As you can see, Mother Pimp is in her element. Fake nails, fake tan, tacky ass hair – all the stops on the carpet. Why isn’t Denise Richards her best friend? They’d make the best BFFs.

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