Mother of the Year Dina Lohan needed some leftovers last week. So she took her daughters Lindsay and Ali to Villa expecting to cougar-up on some of Lilo’s discards.


Ali is 15. She looks 40 but her birth certificate says 15.

So they were turned away at the door.

Am shocked.

Am shocked the guy working security didn’t wave them right through.

Instead, he told them to jump up his ass. That he wasn’t sidestepping the law for them…

And this is when the Lohans pulled out our favourite line.

Screeched Dina: “Do you know who I am?”

What?!????!!! Who the f-ck is Dina Lohan?

Ever her mother’s daughter, Lilo followed up with our second favourite line, shouting: “You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!”


Please can we punch them?

Or at least an open hand slap? It’s an appropriate response for that line. Anyone who drops that line is begging to have their sh-t kicked.

Attached – Lindsay and her old hag sister leaving Samantha Ronson’s the other day.


Photos from Deano/