Dita Von Teese Gossip

For the theme of this year’s MET Gala, Zac Posen’s designs were particularly apt. Balls gowns. Awesomely big ball gowns. Not necessarily my flavour but for the occasion, these were totally perfect. You really can’t hate. Especially not Maggie Q in a dramatic full skirt that seems to detach at the waist. Full Story

Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard both turned up in New York last night but at different events. Evan was at Cipriani for Fashion Group International’s Night of Stars. Alex was much more casually dressed with a hole in his shirt at Sienna Miller’s After Miss Julie opening. Coincidence or conspiracy? As I reported on Monday Full Story

Dita von Teese was reportedly snuggling with A.J. McLean at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party on Saturday night. Translation: Dita von Teese has been hired to get caught snuggling with A.J. McLean. After all, didn’t Backstreet’s new album suck the sh*t? Like Dita would ever, ever deal with AJ if she wasn’t getting paid for it. Full Story

While her husband David Beckham gives back in Africa on a UN Children’s mission, playing with kids in Sierra Leone and doing something less frivolous for a change, his wife Victoria is exactly where she should be: front row at a fashion show in Paris. Orange and puckered and posed, here’s Posh with Dita von Teese and Claudia Schiffer at Roland Mouret, the designer of her famous Moon Dress. Full Story

But first – Richard Branson, in person… kind of a fox! And a little anecdote about Chad Kroeger of Nickelback at the very, very end. Dita is tiny but not tiny, does that make sense? She’s very short, maybe 5 ft 2 and slender but not emaciated and when she gets naked her legs are surprisingly cut – great muscle definition, no little twigs supporting a pair of huge knockers and in spite of that corset 16 inch waist thing, she’s actually very well proportioned. Full Story