Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes…

And an odd ass out.

Yes…Shelfy. Shelfy sticks out like a sore ass.

It’s a role made possible by the Midas Man himself Justin Timberlake. Pippy paved the way, now Shelfy is ruining a perfectly fine film with such perfectly fine actors.

Will we be surprised?

Have you seen The Illusionist?

There will be no surprise.

Shelfy can’t act. That’s all.

For more photos of Jessica Biel in Easy Virtue, including a close up, click here.

Thanks Pam!