Lara – this is for you.

It’s our shamef&ck, Ed Westwick, at the Sisterhood premiere last night oozing his signature smarm.

I can’t…

I can’t…

I can’t look at this without covering my face. And grimacing.

Because the feet. The turned out feet. And the short legs in skinny jeans. All I can see is Louis XIV.

Louis XIV pointing out his toes. Louis XIV and his big ass wig. Louis XIV obliging his court to attend his toilette every morning, even when he did his business. But that sh*t was sexy 300 years ago. Is it still sexy now?

Here’s the thing – Ed Westwick is probably so… satisfying… his prowess can overcome the feet.

Still…please don’t bring your feet to bed.


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