Not even Tom Cruise’s. Especially since Ed Westwick is small to begin with. Here he is at the Gotham Magazine event looking like Amar’e Stoudamire’s house elf. What makes him still my shamef-ck is that he seems to have a sense of humour about it. Unless of course you try to lance him with a lame ass pick up line about London:

“(Some girls) say the weirdest things like, ‘I’ve been to London.’ Then they try to have a conversation with me all about London. I’m like: ‘Great!’ A lot of people still don’t realize I’m English, which is funny. The amount of times I’ve said, ‘Yes, I’m English!’”

Can’t disagree with him. That is indeed a weak move.

Anyway, apparently Ed has a crush on Cheryl Cole. At least that’s what they say in the video below. Is it me or does his tongue make a lot of appearances? Oh but he’s so vile. I’m all over it.

Photos from and Johns PkI/