Eddie Cahill Gossip

Not sure why but this photo kills me. Only Antonio Banderas, you know what I mean? Only he could pull off that pucker. They are in London for the big splash premiere of Shrek. All of them, minus Eddie Murphy, on hand to take their film to the UK including Cam and Mike Myers but it’s the chemistry between JT and Zorro that is cracking me up the most. Full Story

Not exactly the approach I would take but whatever… I love this broad. She’s rough, she’s not afraid to scrap, and she’s takin’ it to Eddie Murphy right up the arse. So he says she slept around, says he’s not her baby daddy, challenged her to a paternity test to settle the matter once and for all, and she’s like – alright, giddy’up. Full Story

Mel B is the best of smut. And the ways she mucks around in it, she always means business. Check it out – she dated Eddie Murphy. She got pregnant, they broke up, he didn’t want anything to do with her, she says he’s the daddy, he openly accuses her of promiscuity, and she doesn’t hide. Full Story

Norbit ruled the box office this weekend.   Norbit. Starring Eddie Murphy in a fat suit, mauled by critics, panned by insiders, and still somehow it climbed to the top of the movie mountain. Personal preference is paramount…absolutely. But seriously, doesn’t a film like Norbit, essentially the same recycled, rehashed garbage previously released as The Nutty Professor – doesn’t a film like this, all films like this, don’t they defy the standard difference of opinion and just qualify as pure, unadulterated SH-T??? And for that matter – who outside of white trash would actually consider THIS an elegant, classy wedding invitation??? …tha F&CK??? Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, supposedly it’s theirs. Full Story

Last one before The Big Show, Helen Mirren and Forest Whitaker and Jennifer Hudson have swept everything, but as I said a few weeks ago, Eddie Murphy is by no means a lock. The British gave Best Supporting Actor to Alan Arkin who is workin’ it hard, hard, hard on the campaign trail. Would love to see him take it on Oscar night. Full Story

So Eddie Murphy has kept an ultra, ultra low profile for several years, but even before his divorce that sh-t was swirling. You know what I mean… And now Dreamgirls is coming out, said to be the finest performance of his career, possible nomination for Oscar, now all of a sudden he finds himself sandwiched between two women, one of whom claims his prolific seed is growing inside her. Full Story

TMZ is reporting that Scary Spice Mel B is pregnant with Eddie Murphy"s baby - possibly twins. Apparently she went into a lingerie shoppe complaining of fatigue, revealing that carrying the baby was making her tired. Full Story

Some spices have babies and turn into stone: skeletal bones, hardened breasts, engorged lips all teetering on two pin thin legs and even thinner heels. And then there are the spices who have babies and are much better for it. Have a look at gorgeous Geri Halliwell - every inch a woman, every inch glowing, thick shiny hair, wonderful skin, happiness radiating from within. Full Story

Marriage doesn"t necesssarily negate the gay. Not that that"s news to you, right? But what happens when you can no longer rely on it to cover the glitter? Well in his case, the best move is to make sure everyone *thinks* you"re out for tail. Female tail. A bevy of friends" friends, assistants, orchestrated dinners or outings just to be seen, and subsequent stories that show up here and there, just to keep up the illusion. Full Story

The gaydar A-lister must be Arnold Shwarzenegger. But I"m at a loss for the B-lister. I want to say Mike Meyers or Eddie Murphy, but they"re not exactly what I"d call "thespians". John Lithgow is too old. Antonio Banderas? Please, do tell. Full Story