Two cheaters, one scored wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2009 06:41:40 July 22, 2009 06:41:40

And everyone’s a famewhore! It’s a new nursery rhyme. Hollywood styles.

So LeAnn Rimes marries a maybe gaybe, she soon finds out it’s not maybe, and tries to hag out it for a few years, and then costars with Eddie Cibrian in a made for tv movie, and they can’t control their horny, and they start f-cking on the sly, but end up getting caught by a closed circuit television at some restaurant, and he denies it because he’s married with 2 young children, and his wife Brandi starts talking to the tabloids telling everyone LeAnn keeps coming after Eddie’s cock, and now they’ve been busted, yet again, sneaking around at a friend’s house, as recently as last Friday, which is why Brandi has decided to announce via Us Weekly that:

“Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn deserve each other."

Yes. A statement like that is definitely what’s best for the children.

No, it’s not the classiest move. There’s no class anywhere in this situation. If I were the wife though, I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same out of pure f-cking spite. Except in real life as civilians, we don’t go to the tabloids, we send out mass emails. To everyone on his distribution list. I’m sure you know someone who knows someone…

As for when Eddie and LeAnn will finally admit it – not until they get paid. He’s denying it for now. But for the right price, or on the right network, and it could all totally change. After all, people actually know who he is now.

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