The Freebie Five: Welcome Back Norton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2006 12:00:00 July 24, 2006 12:00:00
Enough with Wentworth Miller and a hand-out for the gays. With Becks, Zizou, and hot Harry on a horse – something tells me the homos ain’t complaining. Besides, as gorgeous as he is on the outside, there is nothing sparking my loins about Wentie on the inside. I mean seriously, honey…can you at least grow a beard??? So anyway, it’s time to shake things up on the list, to honour someone who deserves it, someone who’s been undercover for much much too long – someone primed for a comeback and pray Goddess it’ll be this year. Hello Ed, goodbye Wentie. The new movie is called The Illusionist, you can watch the trailer here, and aside from the horrid casting choice for Jessica Biel – the movie boasts a powerhouse cast and a renewed superhot Edward Norton who, when you think about it, should have been Robert Langdon. But it’s more than just the looks, isn’t it? It’s the undeniable talent, the edgy bad boy appeal, the fact that he’s not a glossy famewhore, the mistakes (leaving Salma, dating Courtney), the attitude (telling Paramount to jump up his ass), the friendship with Brad, the commitment to interesting roles, and did I mention the man can write??? This, my fellow gossips, is why Edward has come home. Please say hi to my new boyfriend. You’ll be seeing a lot of him this year. Photo source

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