Surely The Italian Queen has some experience with girl on girl action for pay, right? What? Oh ok, you’re right. She’s all class and innocence.

Elisabetta Canalis is currently promoting a movie called A Natale Mi Sposo. She wore leather pants to the photocall in Rome yesterday with a very Grimaldi face. Today it was jeans and a black cropped jacket.

So the days of night club sales are officially over then? Nowadays Ely gets a proper tax return.

Am actually surprised that George isn’t with her. You’d think that’s what she promised in exchange for this part. He must be very, very busy then if he couldn’t hold up his end of the bargain. They say he has started work on The Ides of March. She’ll make him pay for his absence later.

Photos from Paolo Diletto/