So why is Elizabeth Hurley still famous?

Like Austin Powers Liz seems cryogenically frozen from a decade past. Same hair, same clothes, same old all the time. And…

What exactly does she do???

I don’t know why I keep asking this question with regard to celebrities. I’m still drunk off my own alcohol fumes.

Anyway, this is La Hurley opening her “Beach Boutique” at the Oxfordshire shopping outlet today. What’s that like, the Oxfordshire Shopping Outlet? Is it budget?

She looks budget.

She’s also wearing an outfit my mom would pick out. For HERSELF.

PS. Ummm…remember Bedazzled?

PPS. Liz says she and her husband are happier than ever and that there’s no truth to the rumours they’re splitting up.

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