This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month!

Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school?

Do you think she’s friends with any of the other non-supermodel moms?

I wonder what they say about her behind her back. Here’s what I would say about her behind her back, because I’m a petty bitch like that.

“Well, I might not have legs like that, and I sag everywhere but I’ve been married for x years. And Elle is still single.”

The problem unfortunately is that that wouldn’t make me feel better. I’d still want that body.

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