Have I mentioned I’m an excellent gift wrapper? My ribbon work, in particular, is outstanding. I’m always looking for great gift wrap. If I saw a tube of gift wrap with a pattern like Ellie Goulding’s dress, I’d buy right away. And that doesn’t mean I don’t like her dress. I do. A lot. It’s essentially a long turtleneck sweater. It allows you to eat. It’s perfect for any holiday party. And a present.