Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t be a popular development. Because isn’t Jessica Simpson the antithesis of what John Mayer fans expected from John Mayer and what John Mayer projected was expected of him? The sensitive lyrics, the smart, quick wit, talented and respected –clearly it hasn’t precluded him from the same old same old – give him a dumb blonde with huge knockers and even huger lips and it’s all good baby…all good all night long. Again Mayer fans…I’m sorry for your loss. But if it’s any consolation, any consolation at all, perhaps it will make you feel better to remember The Golden Shower. Word is he likes peeing on his lovers…which would mean someone is literally PISSING on Jessica Simpson. There there…Feel better? Source

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