TMZ reported on Tuesday that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hooked up Monday night at the Four Seasons. However, by the end of Tuesday, X17 images placed Jessica with some other dude named James Krisel at an entirely different location (see attached), discrediting - yet AGAIN - the incessant attempts, likely by her people, to manufacture relationships for her whenever she has something to promote. You do remember what happened last time, don"t you? Contrary to published reports, including the covers of both Us Weekly and People Magazine, Jessica Simpson was *IN LOVE* with John Mayer, coincidentally during the same week her album was supposed to drop. Unfortunately for Joe Simpson, no one remembered to tell John who after only one or two dates was surprised that he was on the "serious with Simpson" track, immediately debunking the story and cutting her off in the process. Shortly thereafter, Jessie"s publicist was fired when it was "revealed" that he was behind the bogus leaks, even though Papa Pervert had previously given a statement "supporting" the blossoming affair between Mayer and his daughter. Riiiight. And you STILL don"t think Hollywood is full of spin? In my opinion…this time…it"s no different. Sorry, gossips…don"t mean to get all CSI on you here but this story had fake "alibi" all over it. Check it out, particularly the higlighted passages: "Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar a short time later and saw friend and producer Romeo Antonio sitting at a table, who has written several Simpson songs. Jessica approached Antonio and chatted for a bit. Antonio then left the table to use he bathroom and while he was in the restroom, Mayer walked in. A very serious Mayer asked if there was anything going on between Antonio and Simpson. Antonio said there was not. Mayer then went back to the bar, chatted up Simpson for approximately 10 minutes and then the two left the bar together and took the elevator upstairs. We don"t know what happened after that, but our spies never saw them again." For a guy who was so upset about the "hype" surrounding the fabricated romance the first time around, John Mayer certainly seemed eager to advertise his interest in Jessica, non? And for two people presumably interested in keeping their sh*t undercover, they certainly managed to get "made" quite conveniently, wouldn"t you say? Would it be a stretch therefore to say that Joe Simpson sucks PR ass? And since he sucks so badly, should we show a little sympathy and throw him a bone? After all, Jessica"s NEW MOVIE with Dane Cook called EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH opens this Friday. Ah yes…Coincidence or conspiracy??? And is it a coincidence or a case of severe myopia that compels her to do this with her face? Read on…