Not a prom photo. Or the kind of shot that comes when you buy a new picture frame. This is Jessica Simpson gazing adoringly at John Mayer at the Sony/BMG party last night post-Grammys. As you can see, he is staring adoringly back. In fact, he’s not only staring, it actually looks like he’s leering. And trying to stop himself from pissing all over her. But you know what would really be revolting? If Joe Simpson was behind this photo. Don’t know for sure but given that he pimps her pics along with her tits, it would hardly be surprising. And who else could have had this kind of access anyway? I’m so sorry Mayer fans. I am so, so, so sorry.