Wonky Email

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Sorry subscribers – I don’t know what’s up with my email, am still trying to fix it, have sent clues 3 times to no avail. As such, clues below. When it’s fixed, clues directly to your inbox will resume. Thanks and so sorry for the inconvenience! Digits on the Run A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. A special bond exists between artist and subject – as explained to me, when something clicks, so to speak, it just clicks, and it’s as though the two are the room together, alone, creating magic. Magic obviously lingered, he obviously wanted the magic to linger beyond their studio session, so he asked for a phone number. Not to go out for coffee, not for a follow up set of pictures, not for any other reason than the reason you think. A bold surprising move given that it’s not usually his style, especially since he’s not allowed to be so overt, but lately he just can’t help himself. I’m told that in addition to the photographer, there are have been suggestive advances made to a network publicist a few weeks ago, and to an event planner a few weeks before that, much to the consternation of his professional wardens who have impressed upon him the importance of holding on just a little longer, just until the official renewal, just until the numbers climb back up. Apparently he struggles with the pressure every day. By the way, the photographer is gay. As are all the others. But you knew that already, right? Your Guesses: - It’s not John Travolta. Can we call the massage-lover attractive anymore? THAT is debatable, while this fellow is indisputably hot. All the gay ones are, non? - It’s not John Stamos. Because John, though happily re-employed and thriving, is entering perhaps the twilight of his career…while this fellow is just beginning to taste some success. - It’s not Keifer Sutherland. Keifer works for the other side, in more ways than one. PS. Let’s try it this way- not related to above…. What major A list actress will be mortified to learn that her husband was once arrested and charged for assaulting a woman, grabbing her by the neck, and punching her in the chest? They settled out of court, of course – a major payoff in exchange for silence, then buried the paperwork, but these things always have a way of coming out…

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