Emile WHO?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:54:49 January 6, 2010 08:54:49

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here for a refresher from that evening. And here for Laura’s follow up perspective on the same encounter. She and I disagree on Pattinson, but we very much agree on Emile Hirsch.

Remember when Emile Hirsch thought he could do Hamlet like no other actor before him? As far as I know, that project has yet to take off. And if were an investor, I’d think long and hard before committing funds in support of an actor who really doesn’t matter. No really. He doesn’t matter.


Because he’s not Shia LaBeouf.

So you heard about that celebrity Kilimanjaro climb, right? Justin Timberlake was supposed to go but he bailed for an acting job while his pathetic actor girlfriend Jessica Biel has taken his place. They made a big deal of it on Monday when they left with some kind of a “surprise celebrity” announcement. It turned out to be Emile Hirsch.

So now the organisers are tweeting the experience and posting photos. Chris Weil is the dude who’s leading the expedition. Here’s a screen cap of what Chris Weil put up on his Twitter.

Note the caption.


Not even the people who are with him know who the f-ck he is.

And this little bitch is the authority on moviemaking? Please.

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