The reclusive Eminem was in New York with Rachel McAdams, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the Southpaw team last night for the premiere. They initially wanted him to be in the movie, playing Jake’s part, but he decided he just wanted to work on the soundtrack. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know I’ve had this Eminem problem. A lot of my friends don’t understand it. A lot of you don’t understand.
You know what?
I don’t think I understand it anymore. Maybe if I like the song, Phenomenal, more? I don’t. Maybe, um, well, these pictures from last night. Sometimes I can fix situations like this by squinting. There is no squint-save here though. Right now, I’ll take the Wizarding Slim Shady over the Real Slim Shady. And I think that might be permanent.
