The Rossum Kind of Romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

This girl amazes me. Why couldn’t the GMD have set his sights on Emmy Rossum? He could have spared Katie Holmes a lobotomy since Emmy has sugar coming out of her ass anyway.

Get ready to projectile vomit.

It’s 15 Questions with Emmy Rossum by I won’t torture you with all of her answers but here’s the highlight – brace yourselves:

What"s the most romantic date you"ve ever had?
Um, let me see. It was probably walking through the park in the rain and somebody holding me really close and telling me how much I meant to them, and kind of just being OK with ourselves and oblivious to the world.

I’m not the kind of girl who needs a gazillion flowers or the most expensive ring or dress or dinner or anything like that. I’m really simple, and if you can cook me a good chicken dish, and you know how to light a little fire and read me a poem, I’m happy!

Raining in the park and holding each other close???

I need to hurt something. And I dare you to look at this photo and not want to hang yourself.

Time for another round of Would You Rather :

Would you rather hang out with Rossum in a park under the rain… or watch Celine Dion making out with her geriatric husband?

I choose Celine and the old dude.

For all of Rossum’s answers, click here and be warned.

Oh!!! PS!!!

Forget to mention the best best best part ever.

Emmy compares herself to Angelina Jolie!!!

When asked to give her thoughts on Phantom of the Opera co-star Gerard Butler, Rossum actually likens their relationship to Brangelina! Brangelina!!!

“He is one of my best friends. I’m an only child, so he’s kind of like my big brother. I know that’s a huge letdown to a lot of fans that would like us to grow up and get married! You know, there are all these websites that are like, “Gemmy Forever!” They’ve kinda created us as a little Brangelina, and they’ll only be happy if we’re together… But we’re best friends, and it’s just funny to both of us.”

In your f&cking dreams, honey. I don’t know what’s worse… Emmy herself or the losers creating websites for “Gemmy.” WTF???

Thanks to Ashley B for the tip!


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