Test your gag reflex, check it out - I dare you not to Rossum. Taken on New Year’s Eve at a “local fair outside Sydney”, the picture of wedded bliss, Nicole and Keith are more solid than ever despite his much publicized stint in “rehab” from which he’s on a “break” and the recent tabloid revelations about his infidelity. Right. How convenient that once again, a photographer just happened to be present to frame this tender moment, non? Curious coincidence though because she just launched a complaint the other day in Australia, something about feeling harassed by the pappies, prompting profanity from Miss Prim in frustration - yet another reason why you should be feeling sorry for her. It’s so hard being Nicole, see? And then just hours later, happily hopping on the Thunderbolt for a romantic spin, her hair in two youthful bunches on either side of her head, skin frozen permanently into place, hired husband by her side – a more perfect scene couldn’t be scripted and thank Goddess it was perfectly captured for posterity. And you still can’t smell the famewhore? Source