A Valentine biscuit from me to you – many want him on the Freebie Five so here’s Eric Bana arriving in Berlin today to promote The Other Boleyn Girl with Nat and Scarjo.

Definitely a hunky beast and very good hair and devoted to his wife but as mentioned before it’s his mouth. His mouth is too small for his head. And the lips too. Thin, dry, lips. Not feelin’ it for my own person Five but absolutely giv’er on yours.

Heard from a producer at eTalk today who saw the movie last night in preparation for her interview with Phillippa Gregory. She said Bana is a quivering beast as Henry VIII. Luxe sets, lush colours, lust throughout the film. The first promising sign it might not be a bust.

Pray Xenu.

Photos from Wenn.com