E! just announced a new “scripted” series to its lineup at the upfronts. It’s a show called The Arrangement. And this…

Isn’t subtle.

In fact, it decided to be as UNsubtle as possible, down to the text at the end:

Read between the lines.


So do it. Watch:

Like unREAL, in that it’s based on The Bachelor, from someone who used to work on The Bachelor, but instead it’s about an actor who overuses the word AMAZING!, with intensity in his eyes, who auditions his girlfriends and wives, and rides around on a motorcycle, and is best friends with a cold, creepy, controlling single white male.

Will Tom Cruise ever do press again with NBC Universal?

Attached - Tom on the set of The Mummy with Annabelle Wallis in London last week.