Eva Longoria: too busy, too orange
In Paris the other day - overtanned, overaccessorised, totally overrated, and apparently back together with Tony Parker...thank Goddess.
I have no idea if she cheated with Mario Lopez but if she did, this broad is dumber than I thought, although she and Jessica Simpson are both coiffed by Ken Paves so I suppose it"s no coincidence?
But seriously...
MARIO LOPEZ: Not attractive, not connected, not even RICH - what kind of a moron would roll with Mario Lopez over Tony Parker???
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