At the NCLR ALMA Awards nominations. The bronzer, the hair, the pale lips…it doesn"t work for me. But what really drives home the ugly is the dress. First of all, it looks budget. REALLY budget. More importantly, however, it is ridiculously wrinkled. Those lines across the entire bodice are horrid. And when I look at something like this, I can I hear my mother screeching in my ear: "AIYA! Low classy if lo i-loning ah." Translation: Low classy if you don’t iron…ah. Now maybe that"s just old school but it"s one of those things that just might be forever school. You can never go wrong if you"re crisp and pressed. You can however go very wrong if you look like your dress was just hiked up around your ears minutes ago in the limo while anyone with a movie script is allowed to slam dunk your ass. Remind me again why this bitch gets so much press???