Eva Longoria and Katy Perry…

On EVERY level.

Like WAY out of their league.

And of course they both look like ass. Total ASS.

Katy, poor thing, appears to be completely overwhelmed and tried too hard with that ridiculous dress. What the hell is she doing there???

And Eva, oh Eva, as always, armed with Ken Paves’s tacky brush, seems incapable of wearing a colour that doesn’t belong at a children’s birthday party. What’s wrong with basic black? Some girls should try it more.

Is it just me or is Eva Longoria rapidly losing her hot? It’s not 2004 anymore.

Photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com