Globes Worst Colour: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 07:34:53 January 12, 2009 07:34:53

Like, why does she even matter anymore? Why is she presenting? Who cares? It’s Eva Longoria! She’s the afterthought in the Posh/Katie/Beckinsale friend posse. She’s the hanger-on at the party. She’s totally 2004.

And she’s a pageant girl forever. Holy mother of Vanessa Minnillo – what the f-ck is she wearing???

This is the kind of sh-t that should earn a lifetime ban. The colour, the neckline, the mermaid – it’s offensive, and objectionable, and when a Ken Paves hairdo is the least of your problems, you know it’s the end of the world.

Get her off my television.

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