Eva Mendes: The Queen of Just Miss
Let me preface by saying I think Eva Mendes is fantastic: I"m thrilled her career is taking off, I"m thrilled she"s with Joaquin Phoenix, and I"m even more thrilled his morosity is getting a much needed lift from her Latina loving.
But here"s the thing with Eva Mendes - is it just me or does she always just miss? Not a big miss but a little miss, just enough to throw you off, just enough to keep away the superlatives - is it just me?
Have a look…two separate outings this weekend.
First the Spike TV Awards: love the red and vampy and all over sex appeal, don"t love the weird lookin" breast shelf and if you go back to the last time we saw her, two for two https://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4635 ... I"m thinkin" she has a bra problem, non?
Next up, the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style event: a vision in blue, a dress to die for, I"m all over the chocolate leather belt… and then come the shoes - shoes for the CEO"s wife at the company Christmas Ball, shoes for a woman 30 years older, shoes that scream Stuart Weitzman and hey, nothin" wrong with that, my mother is a big, big fan…but is Eva Mendes a Stuart Weitzman girl?
Just asking…