It was the Unicef Halloween Ball last night in London. Halloween Ball. I think the theme is pretty clear, non? Not that I'm in the business of sh-tting on Ewan McGregor because he's Ewan McGregor but when Ewan McGregor goes to a Halloween event as Ewan McGregor, a very soft "come on" just came out. Not a shouty one, but a "come on" all the same. I'm sure he had a really solid excuse. He just came from work. He was spending time with his kids instead. He was packing up care boxes to send to third world families.

And then there's Hugh Grant, who can be a mega c-nt for no reason, wearing a huge smile on the same carpet, with a mask. It just doesn't happen very often, you know? That Hugh Grant has more spirit and enthusiasm than someone else.