Remember the best story from last week?

George Clooney and Fabio throwing down at some restaurant because George’s bitch came out when he mistakenly believed Fab’s female friends who were seated at a table nearby were taking photos of him?

The incident was a source of major Clooney DEquiveration and provided the most press Fabio’s received in years. So of course, like any self respecting famewhore whose Harlequin days are ending quickly, he’s milkin’ it for all it’s worth.

First he captured two young starlets on one of tv’s hottest shows in his cheese ass grip – see Hayden P and Kristen Bell attached – and now Fabio’s yammering to OK Magazine about his dust up with George, calling out Clooney for having no “class” and basically telling George that he has a small penis:

Explains Fab:
“I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty. I had dinner with six women and a photographer woman and we were just having fun, having dinner and taking pictures. All of a sudden one of the ladies said to me, ‘There is this gentleman a few tables behind you that keeps insulting me, keeps giving me the finger.’ She’s like, ‘This gentleman behind you called me a fat cow.’”

“So I turn and it was (Clooney). He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said, ‘You’re more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.’ I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place — you know I’m three times his size — he got a little scared. (Ed - did this kill you? It killed me.) I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant.”

“(Clooney) has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.

Oh no he dih-int! Oh yes he did! George is low classy and a scumbag and has small balls!

Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?

And please… please … if you are a Clooney fan, please don’t pull out That Card. The “It’s Only Fabio” Card.

Because as a Clooney fan myself, he is better than that. He is better than tussling with Fabio over photos. He is much better than opening the door to a Fabio and giving a Fabio a platform to famewhore.

The George I once quivered for would have been so much more chill. The Clooney Quiver is much too cool for Fabio. And if this is what happens to George when he drinks, maybe he should lay off the sauce? Just sayin’…