She’s been SOOOOOOOOOOO safe this entire award season campaign. Too safe. Maybe after Thursday, when the Oscar nominations have been announced, we’ll see a little more personality to her fashion choices. Because last night wasn’t memorable. It wasn’t totally sh-tty, but it was…


The hair, nothing.

The colour, whatever.

The material? F-cking taffeta.

And if it isn’t taffeta it certainly looks like it which is even worse. Why would you want to wear a dress that looks like it’s made of taffeta?