No playoffs for the famous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 10:30:28 January 4, 2010 10:30:28

Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many famous faces. No appearance in the playoffs. The fans, we would rather the playoffs than the paparazzi.

Fergie and Josh, well, they were inseparable all holiday –in Vegas, in New York, in Miami… shaking off the cheater scandal from November, presenting a united front as the Peas end 2010 on a triumphant note at the top of the charts. Image is everything, right? But is he unfaithful? Believe it.

Jennifer Lopez meanwhile performed on Dick Clark’s NYE with a sequined catsuit that she really really wanted you to talk about. That was 4 days ago. I’ve forgotten already. And that sums up her recording career. Bitch… please. Enough with the stunt singing.

As for this dress – to me it’s like a giant vagina. Like a strategically placed vagina all over the place.

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