For once I like her weave and her cute l’il dress … all of it gorgeous.

Which, naturally, means that her mother probably had nothing to do with it.

Here’s Beyonce on tour in Australia, conveniently avoiding the legal controversy that’s been dogging her here – that she ripped off someone else’s song, which her father, because no one is ever accountable for anything anymore, will probably blame on the “media” or the “producers”… anyone but B.

But of course not. She’s perfect.