Oh Freida. Another major awards show, another disappointing choice. I worry for our Freida.

The colour… not crazy about how it washes her out. And the dress – it’s an Oscar de la Renta but it may as well be Dior two years ago. Both Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore wore a variation in fuschia and green that at the time I called lettuce and now it’s been recycled.

Recycled and improved lettuce is one thing.

Recycled and almost rotten lettuce is another.

Why do they keep sending her to the prom? Stop sending her to the prom! The prom is not Oscar night!

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