From Dominique: on foolproof perfume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00
I love the smut! Never stop! But you are getting too popular! Your website is so slow! Quick question: what is your slam dunk perfume? Dear Dominique, I received quite a few emails about the same thing. I own several scents but in my humble experience, nothing works better than my slamdunk special. I"m telling you - it"s guaranteed results from both sides of the genital equation. My potent secret weapon is from a line called "Clean" and the fragrance is "Fresh Laundry." I get mine, of course, from Kiss & Makeup https://www.kissandmakeup.ca/. Think of it this way: Obviously, it"s impossible to bottle meatloaf and potatoes. And I"m not sure you"d even want to. But fresh laundry conjures up so many soothing thoughts. Home, safety, comfort… And for many men, the smell of fresh laundry stimulates a sensual chain reaction in the following order: - clean crisp white sheets - white cotton panties and white cotton ankle socks - cheerleaders bopping up and down with white cotton panties and white cotton ankle socks - cheerleaders jumping up and down on the bed during a slumber party wearing white cotton panties and white cotton ankle socks - tumbling into clean crisp white sheets with one or two cheerleaders wearing white cotton panties and white cotton ankle socks…etc etc etc. You get the picture? SLAM.DUNK. Try it and let me know. I"ll be very interested in hearing if your own field research yields similar results.

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