Halle > Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:27:31 November 2, 2009 07:27:31

As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as well.

LV went with Gabriel Aubry instead.


As if Jesus Luz has a chance against Gabriel Aubry.

Look at Gabriel Aubry’s face. That nose. That chin. The perfection. If I could design a face, it would be his.

This is Gabriel with baby Nahla in New York on Friday. Also a few bonus shots from the summer with a red baseball cap caught in a Robert Pattinson (namecheck!) open mouth moment.

Compare and contract Jesus. See? Not even close, sister. Not even close.

Photos from Wenn.com

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