I’m ready NOW.

Why can’t it be now?

HBO has released a preview for Game Of Thrones Season 3.

I need to find someone to style my hair like the Khaleesi. Also, don’t tell me, but when are Jon Snow and Gidget whatever her name is having snow sex?

Ciaran Hinds is the perfect Mance Rayder, right? Will Thomas Sangster’s Jojen Reed kill that psychopath incest baby king? Is he Arya’s boyfriend? Am I trying to turn Westeros into high school?

I don’t care about The Hobbit. But Game Of Thrones, this is what gets me hard. March, come fast.